synaesthetica @synaesthetica@mastodon.social

I'm gonna go Extremely Offline for a while because I read this and found it entirely too relatable (but with other internet things instead of Twitter): https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/what-does-it-mean-to-be-extremely-online/

Pleroma may run on a Raspberry Pi, but can it run on a PS2?

I just saw someone who looked literally exactly like Dank Bank Man near my job and I'm not sure that it wasn't him

Does anyone use #Habitica and want to party up?

My hobby is making toots and then deleting them two seconds later, because, shockingly, some posts are too shitty even for me

Subway rats are the cutest little disease-carriers

Also, Merzbow's old releases are dadnoise

Ahhh why do my friends keep using Facebook to organize events

If your dev team has two people named Fred, all your code is multifredded

Broke: hot dogs are sandwiches
Woke: hot dogs aren't sandwiches
Bespoke: arguing about arbitrary category boundaries is boring

There's a dude at my job who has a really long name but shortens it to "Harsh" and I think that's metal as fuck

I can't stop mentally pronouncing PUBG as "pubguh"

The new SOPHIE album is pretty awesome but most of the best songs were released as singles months ago so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I've had the same Facebook profile pic for eight years.

The suburbs are weird. I can smell things that aren't exhaust fumes and garbage.