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The fact no one has sent me $1,500 to buy a 55 gallon drum of lube is disgusting and disappointing

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me irl: an honors student majoring in communications

me on mastodon: if you can read fuck you

mastodon is chernobyl and the local timeline is the elephant's foot that kills you if you look at it for more than 15 minutes

do you bastards have any idea how hard it is to use this site in public

i would love to be a popular mastodon user but I cant bring myself low enough to make cum jokes

Shoutout to hyuna and edawn taking their engagement photos with dazed korea

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