The name’s Tahajin, or Haji for short! Sr. IT Consultant, Network Engineer, Wordweaver, Photographer, Vector Artist, Novice Musician, and All-Around Knucklehead! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!
Pronouns: They || She
🎨 : CombatRaccoon
I keep seeing @99CentSoftness's icon and I'm just sat here like, "That's a bold expression for someone in cheek-pressing distance."
I'm legitimately not going to be able to handle someone saying they're a legal adult when they don't even remember dial-up.
I'm still super happy with how this palette came together, too! Especially since I eyeballed it. |3
Sneak 100, USPol, RL BlacKkKlansmen
I'm losing my damn mind. A brother slipped his ass straight into the high command of a Neo-Nazi group and, as the new leader, will proceed to dissolve it.
Remember: Never answer a furry when they ask THE QUESTION unless you're prepared to reap the consequences!
So, on Wednesday, I managed to hang out with one of @DogCore's roommates and he spent a lot of the call lamenting about how there was such a tall barrier-to-entry to the fandom because he couldn't think of a fursona.
I asked him one question: what's your favorite animal? The rest is history~.
Introducing Gregory Hunter, the dad-bod Kangaroo!
Base 🎨 : Waitress/Hensa
Utilitarian Kinks & My Love of Them
One of my favorite pastimes is pondering how a traditionally, purely-sexual interest can be applied to the betterment of the fantasy environment they exist in...!
Macros that demolish condemned buildings and make land arable for farmers.
Extroverted goo symbiotes that slither into people and help them combat social anxiety and depression.
Micro doctors in hasmat suits performing cell-perfect surgeries.
Just something about that makes it feel more tangible!
Had to fix a typo, whoops~.
Y'all wanna hear the most Chicago thing to ever happen to me yesterday? (Gunpoint Mention)
So, I rock up to work with a few incidentals that I needed to grab because I was restoring about 27 old-ass laptops and this one guy rolls up with a sawed-off (???) wondering what was in my bag and I'm just like, "Well, comply then fly - I ain't about to die over office supplies." He sees the contents, says "Oh shit b, you on errands," AND DRIVES AWAY.
On a positive note, Modstep, Cosmic Gate, Datarock, Modeselektor, Feed Me, Bonobo, and Bluetech all released albums today so if March is going to continue the way it's starting, y'all about to see me vibe transcendentally!
Monochromatic Architecture ✖️ Polymorphic Possat • IT Consultant • Full-Stack Developer • Graphic Designer • Audiophile • Black • Enby (she|they) • R-18 • ✍🏾
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