Tahajin @tahajin@mastodon.social

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The name’s Tahajin, or Haji for short! Sr. IT Consultant, Network Engineer, Wordweaver, Photographer, Vector Artist, Novice Musician, and All-Around Knucklehead! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!

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So, I just got back from Chicago's singular showing of Maquia and I can tell you right now that anyone who has a positive relationship with their mothers and vice versa is not prepared for this film.

It's a slow starter for sure and takes a whole lot more patience to get emotionally invested than Your Name but when you're in, you are in - and fir the entire ride, too!

Know that the ending will evoke a serious emotional response, but you're better off watching the sub...!!

Shitpost shapeshifting is entirely too on the nose for me, to be brutally honest.

@Hiro HEYO, IT'S HIRO!

I don't know why "feeling so hashtag damn't" is so damn funny, but here I am snorting at my desk.

As a matter of fact, Bowsette hates gamers.

Bowsette shouldn't just be 'attractive to gamers'.

Requisition: More diverse (and largely thicker and more musclebound) Bowsette body types for a wider gamut of trans representation.

Long story short; Fuck 12.

When they asked, "Do you know why we arrested you, son?" I just shrugged, still nursing the injury.

"Because ignorance of the law isn't an excuse for not following of it."

And that's how I found out that dumbass law was still on the books. Only found out recently that said officer was fired afterwards, but what a way to find out, huh?

So me, in 5th Grade and ignorant of the law, walked out of the burning building with a hot dog half in my mouth, trying to gnaw through gristle - and that's when the police saw me.

Without explanation, I was immediately apprehended and slammed in the back of a cruiser, food forces out of my mouth with a forearm shiver.

When I was in this really racist school in the south suburbs, the upper floor science room caught fire and people in the basement cafeteria didn't hear about it until far later, myself included.

We received the evacuation order, but I was a hungry bitch and the meal plan was so expensive that my grandmother kept reminding me every time I wanted to get a toy or game, even on my birthday.

Okay, so I live in Illinois for those who don't know. Illinois has some weird ass laws, but one of the strangest was the fact that it was and still is illegal to eat in a burning building.

This came in the wake of the Great Chicago Fire, so it makes a bit of sense...if you don't think about it too long.

Did I tell y'all about the time I was arrested as a kid? 'Cause that's a story and a half...!!

( Remembers that one time someone tried to argue on my #BLM post that it was okay to use 'melatonin' thugs to describe Black people and not 'melanin' because 'mela' means black. )

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Funnily enough, the leftist version of that has always been Angry [X] Noises. Probably because it's both cute and encapsulates one's inner ire for the status quo.

Mastodon, I assign you a task.
It is of great importance.

Please, for the love of God, reclaim this face. It's too cute to be indicative of people with brainworms.

I hate that Tears for Fears is still in the cultural unconscious, but I also love that song??