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The name’s Tahajin, or Haji for short! Sr. IT Consultant, Network Engineer, Wordweaver, Photographer, Vector Artist, Novice Musician, and All-Around Knucklehead! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!

Discord: Tahajin#0881
FurAffinity: Hajinn
Pronouns: They || She

🎨 : CombatRaccoon

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how about a snouts online letterjacket with a really simple cutie

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Failing that, boosting their post regarding where to help would be just as appreciated!

LB: Ever since I had the pleasure of meeting them, @Galuade has been one of the kindest fixtures in a bleak world, sodden with hourly tragedies and a burning atmosphere. She's empathetic to a fault, constantly concerned for the well-being of others, and just a doll to be around.

If you can spare some dosh to help her out of her current fiscal situation, you'd be doing the both of us a colossal consideration. <3

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why mastodon is the best site

facebook: you will be deleted for saying "im gay"

tumblr: horny is now illegal

twitter: hornt on main is bad, have a hornt alt

mastodon: hornt on main is valid self expression and is supported, but not at the expense of those who are not hornt and therefore we have content warnings as a default feature.

I'm just going to bump this because I miss coming out the cut and styling like this since I can't wear ANY of this at work.

"You see, my stomach may or may not be full of eggs upon observation. What we have here is quantum superoviposition."

I was trying to find an egg character to add to all this cursed content but instead I found this PoC nonbinary bacon and eggs couple and I'm going to need you to look at this.

🎨 : Coffeeboba

Y'ALL CANNOT HOLD ONTO ALL YOUR EGGS TODAY, CAN YA?

"Hey, I'm trying to get into Mastodon. Can you explain it to m-..."

HEY.

IT'S NOT , BUT I DON'T CARE.

FOLLOW @DogCore

THEY ARE AN INFINITE SWEETHEART FULL OF LOVE AND KINKS.

THEY WILL BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY WITH YOUR JOKES!

GIVE THEM A CLICK!

Meanwhile, you'll only find Coding Macros next to Coding Macros on Mastodon dot com.

Making sure all my small friends are taken care of and kept away from stomp-happy fuckers is micromanaging.

I may sound like I'm complaining but it's super endearing to see someone try and bridge that gap of understanding with the words they heard on CNN and CSI.

I adore it when the people who've come to like me at work try to take 'techie' when requesting something of me.

"Can you uhm...code up a scriptkiddie algorithm that computates the insurance premiums per type on this Excel workbook?"

- "Yes, I'll write a SUMIF, hun."

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