Tahajin @tahajin@mastodon.social

#introductions

The name’s Tahajin, or Haji for short! Sr. IT Consultant, Network Engineer, Wordweaver, Photographer, Vector Artist, Novice Musician, and All-Around Knucklehead! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!

Discord: Tahajin#0881
FurAffinity: Hajinn
Pronouns: They || She

🎨 : CombatRaccoon

Oof, yeah - there goes my last spoon. Let me go ahead and finish up my work.

I'm not salivating, YOU'RE salivating!!

I'm afraid the only true pain in this world is being warm and hungry but the only fan in the office blows in air from your coworkers' open boxes of spicy, succulent Panda Express Orange Chicken...

My personal favorite is Smuffy, but that's only because he tends to mix my childhood far more often than most~.

If you're like me, discovering that the artist behind a lot of cool movie mixes was a weirdly imbecilic alt-right misogynistic racist was kinda jarring.

Here's some places to get your fill without supporting the shill!

Smuffy (Fluffy, Techno): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIW-dYKUtdI

The Living Tombstone - Red (Choppy, Drum Breaks): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SabrsZiRFYI

Jeesh (Spacey, Downtempo): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1nYjKoZOg8

Eclectic Method (Choppy, Bass-Heavy)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKKRhF8XAWQ

@catoxis I SEE YOU RUNNING THROUGH HERE FAVORITING ALL MY OLD STUFF.

You know, @GlitterDisaster called me a 'good noodle' and I was about to refute that, but then I realized I have indeed been a good noodle-dragon before...!

🎨 & Zorgoias : @CorrieZodori

As much shit as I give this surname, nothing will ever beat Mr. Killian Shaft

Hey, you know what's metal?

The fact that you woke up today and you're giving it your all despite yourself, everything working against you, and the state of the world.

That's pretty fucking metal.

This little shit has matched the tempo of every song I've played, so I'm cursing your feeds with them.

PAUSE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

YOU CAN PLAY AS KAZUMA KIRYU IN THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR GAME.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgnHVVbwi5Q

Why is THIS getting attention, it's basically a self-own!

I finally have the truest answer to "What level of Caucasian are you on?"

UHM.

We just hired someone with the surname McTexas.

South, are you... Are you alright down there?

"I'm an online introvert, which means I might not know a lot about socializing, but I do know about SOCIALISM."

Warframe is now a game where you exist as a nonbinary neo-humans flying through the solar system piloting fleshy techno golems that kill anarcho-capitalists while riding hoverboards into their craniums and petting your mecha space frogs.

And it's free.