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The name’s Tahajin, or Haji for short! Sr. IT Consultant, Network Engineer, Wordweaver, Photographer, Vector Artist, Novice Musician, and All-Around Knucklehead! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!

Discord: Tahajin#0881
FurAffinity: Hajinn
Pronouns: They || She

🎨 : CombatRaccoon

I keep seeing @99CentSoftness's icon and I'm just sat here like, "That's a bold expression for someone in cheek-pressing distance."

I'm legitimately not going to be able to handle someone saying they're a legal adult when they don't even remember dial-up.

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- Every single one of us in 2021 -

Anyone: I was born in 2000!

Us: Ah, baby. Child. Youngling. Infant. Toddler. Schoolthey. Smallthing. Youngster.

I'm still super happy with how this palette came together, too! Especially since I eyeballed it. |3

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Sneak 100, USPol, RL BlacKkKlansmen 

I'm losing my damn mind. A brother slipped his ass straight into the high command of a Neo-Nazi group and, as the new leader, will proceed to dissolve it.

apnews.com/e3e80a2036994e71b0c

HOWWWW.

Remember: Never answer a furry when they ask THE QUESTION unless you're prepared to reap the consequences!

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So, on Wednesday, I managed to hang out with one of @DogCore's roommates and he spent a lot of the call lamenting about how there was such a tall barrier-to-entry to the fandom because he couldn't think of a fursona.

I asked him one question: what's your favorite animal? The rest is history~.

Introducing Gregory Hunter, the dad-bod Kangaroo!

Base 🎨 : Waitress/Hensa

Utilitarian Kinks & My Love of Them 

One of my favorite pastimes is pondering how a traditionally, purely-sexual interest can be applied to the betterment of the fantasy environment they exist in...!

Macros that demolish condemned buildings and make land arable for farmers.

Extroverted goo symbiotes that slither into people and help them combat social anxiety and depression.

Micro doctors in hasmat suits performing cell-perfect surgeries.

Just something about that makes it feel more tangible!

An ever-amusing thought is large, macro characters thinking they're immune to pain just because they're big, then they fuck around and step on a LEGO monument like

Macro, but Wholesome 

Start off Macro March right by making sure to rebuild after you stomp!

🎨 : Nommz

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For as much good happened in them, January and February felt like 2018's lengthy epilogue with an afterword by Morgan Freeman.

Y'all wanna hear the most Chicago thing to ever happen to me yesterday? (Gunpoint Mention) 

So, I rock up to work with a few incidentals that I needed to grab because I was restoring about 27 old-ass laptops and this one guy rolls up with a sawed-off (???) wondering what was in my bag and I'm just like, "Well, comply then fly - I ain't about to die over office supplies." He sees the contents, says "Oh shit b, you on errands," AND DRIVES AWAY.

2020 is Black History Year because its the year we all gain better optics post toot

On a positive note, Modstep, Cosmic Gate, Datarock, Modeselektor, Feed Me, Bonobo, and Bluetech all released albums today so if March is going to continue the way it's starting, y'all about to see me vibe transcendentally!

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𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓪𝓽 5 𝓐𝓜, 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓪𝓽 9.

𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓵 𝓽𝓸 𝓷𝓪𝓹 𝓸𝓷 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮.

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ffxiv's glamour system is probably
the one thing I can always enjoy and going back to maining white mage only strengthened that I think

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