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GOODBYE FOREVER

I RETURN TO THE PLAINS FROM WHICH I CAME

MY LAST TALL GRASS HAS BEEN PANICKED HERE

THE SEQUEL'S A NOODLE

see you on the other side
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ok so long story short I locked myself out of this account everywhere except here, so uh. NEW ACCOUNT INCOMING whoops

i have migrated to livelyspaghetti@mastodon.rocks

please join me there as this account will no longer be accessible once I log out from here!!!

things i wish was in the matrix

Neo: "Doesn't harvesting human body heat for energy, violate the laws of thermodynamics?"

Morpheus: "Where'd you learn about thermodynamics, Neo?"

Neo: "In school."

Morpheus: "Where'd you go to school, Neo?"

Neo: "Oh."

Morpheus: "The machines tell elegant lies."

scarcity Show more

if you have questions about trans healthcare, transhealth.ucsf.edu/ is the best compendium of real information available. please note that the UCSF Center of Excellence for Transgender Health is run by a trans woman (who is a doctor (who did her dissertation on the long-term effects of HRT)). there is literally no one on this planet more qualified to write about trans healthcare than Maddie Deutsch

Looking at electronics supply chains, particularly those for smartphones, makes me think of this quote:

"If you could press a button that would give you a great deal of money, but it would cause someone you don’t know in a distant part of the world to die, then you would have a good model for how our current economy works." - Welcome to Night Vale, episode 105

Move over SuperWhoLock

Time for HouseOfHedgehogPeaks

Oh right, so I finished a commission last night! Fabric is the death of me even in this medium but I'm ok with the rest of it at least :)

you: get woke
me, an intellectual: ransomware disproportionately affects older Operating Systems & therefore computer viruses/cybercrime are a class issue
you: NO NOT THAT WOKE

how can there be a super mario odyssey if there was no super mario iliad

Videogames don't cause violent behavior. Windows updates cause violent behavior

Food Show more

there should be a name for the hilariously useless facts that appear sometimes in Wikipedia articles because, like, i guess nobody can justify removing them?
for example:

'SOS by ABBA is the only #1 Pop song whose name, artist, and genre are all palindromes'

squiggle squiggle
im too gay for this world

Intervention livewatch🍃 Show more