GOODBYE FOREVER

I RETURN TO THE PLAINS FROM WHICH I CAME

MY LAST TALL GRASS HAS BEEN PANICKED HERE

THE SEQUEL'S A NOODLE

see you on the other side
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things i wish was in the matrix

Neo: "Doesn't harvesting human body heat for energy, violate the laws of thermodynamics?"

Morpheus: "Where'd you learn about thermodynamics, Neo?"

Neo: "In school."

Morpheus: "Where'd you go to school, Neo?"

Neo: "Oh."

Morpheus: "The machines tell elegant lies."

scarcity 

capitalism is a sick and disgusting thing that we do to each other. food goes guarded; they will just let you starve. empty homes go guarded; they will just let you freeze. medicine goes guarded; they will just let you die.

it doesn't have to be this way. we don't have to do this to each other. i can't understand why we do.

if you have questions about trans healthcare, transhealth.ucsf.edu/ is the best compendium of real information available. please note that the UCSF Center of Excellence for Transgender Health is run by a trans woman (who is a doctor (who did her dissertation on the long-term effects of HRT)). there is literally no one on this planet more qualified to write about trans healthcare than Maddie Deutsch

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Looking at electronics supply chains, particularly those for smartphones, makes me think of this quote:

"If you could press a button that would give you a great deal of money, but it would cause someone you don’t know in a distant part of the world to die, then you would have a good model for how our current economy works." - Welcome to Night Vale, episode 105

Oh right, so I finished a commission last night! Fabric is the death of me even in this medium but I'm ok with the rest of it at least :)

how can there be a super mario odyssey if there was no super mario iliad

Videogames don't cause violent behavior. Windows updates cause violent behavior

Food 

New starburst gummies: would not recommend

there should be a name for the hilariously useless facts that appear sometimes in Wikipedia articles because, like, i guess nobody can justify removing them?
for example:

'SOS by ABBA is the only #1 Pop song whose name, artist, and genre are all palindromes'

Intervention livewatch🍃 

i am learning so much and this show is so pure it helps so many people and there are lots of people working with the show who just really believe in being good and helping people and thats just really reassuring, that other people care about people too and maybe we just need more of all that

we just solved this playground: Mr. Johnson shouldn't have been in Africa. NEXT

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