I finally figured out how to get my wife to respond to my texts... Instead of texting I message her on Discord because that's where all of her gamer friends areπ
Hi again Mastonauts.
I recently turned a whopping 34 years old. It feels pretty okay.
I planted flowers for my birthday, and my friend helped me clear my garden plot of weeds so I can plant carrots againπ₯π
I also started seeing a therapist / counselor / person to talk about my problems with. Hopefully I'll get better and actually want to talk about my life more on social media.
Anyway, that's the short version. Now to eat the nice chocolates we got from my wife's mom for Easterπ«
HAHAHAHA I agonized over not knowing how to troubleshoot this ticket for almost 24 hours, I finally messaged the customer back saying "could we try to reproduce this in the test environment?" and they responded "please close thanks."
Not going to question, just going to close it!!
Webex with a servers guy in Georgia who apparently doesn't know how to turn off his webcam or mute his microphone?? C'mon manπ
I couldn't find the original comic so I drew this dumb doodle while thinking of a friend. I don't know if they will see it. But I hope at least one person will rethink their point of view and remember that it isn't so easy for some people to just "snap out of it" and fix their lives.
I wonder what it's like to NOT regret half of the things you've said in your entire life...
Happy Friday, Mastonauts! Today is a "minor annoyances are actually annoying me a lot" kind of morning!
Today I did a big Adulting thing that I've been putting off for a while! I think I deserve pats on the headπ
Hot Singles Are In Your Area. Hot Singles Are At Your House. Hot Singles Have Broken In. Hot Singles Can Smell Your Fear.
#writingprompts #writing
it's ok to feel sad β€
Wtf is this bullshit spam?! Joke's on you scammers, I almost never post on Facebookπ
Sorry, this is a rant with no point. But seriously. I don't know how to explain the distastefulness of muzak to people who can't distinguish it from "jazz" and "instrumental versions of pop songs".
Also anyone who refers to classical or opera as "elevator music" can kick rocks. I would much prefer classical music in the office hallways.
G'morning Mastonauts! Let's talk about muzak. And how much I hate it.
My office building plays muzak in the hallways and bathrooms, forcing me to have headphones and my own music every time I need to leave my desk.
I don't understand people who don't understand the difference between "jazz" and garbage muzak??
Is "cool jazz" even music?? My coworker came back from the bathroom and was like "aw yeah they were playing some cool jazz in there" and I'm like, you mean canned empty crap...?
Everyone knows that "maybe / I'm not sure" re: making plans & hanging out with people means "probably not / no". Right? It's like with anything else, if it's not "enthusiastic yes" it means you probably don't want to, right?
Love yourself first, and everything else falls in line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. ~ Lucille Ball
Legit cried after dropping @meadows off at the airport. Come back soon honβ€οΈ
@tardybox's cat being responsible and paying the bills
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