The fight was over with Tyson tier quickness tonight

Why didn't anyone tell me Smart Guy is on Disney Plus?

Weade 

being your friend is in like a damn champion, Jackdaw!💙💚💙💚💙

"Yknow the ps5 is gonna be fully backward comparable, so-" you're expression falls, and you cut off as I present a umd copy of Stuck on You still in its origional packaging.

"I- I'm so sorry..." you say. I nod, a look of resigned understanding on my face.

You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A used Kia Soul

Sonic the Celibate Hedgehog: “Hey, yall. Remember not to go TOO fast. God’s watching after all.”

I heard joke once: Kid tries to see pirate movie. Can't get in. Kid asks why not.
"Because." Ticket taker says "This film is rated ARRR."
Good joke.
Everybody laugh.

People are coming over in like an hour and so far all I've done to get ready is drink miller lites in the shower

My wife's boyfriend keeps calling me a cuck. Tired of reminding him it's actually called netorare... :/

alc 

Which one of you was the one that assumed I was British?

And how do I mail someone a punch?

I heard joke once: Kid tries to see pirate movie. Can't get in. Kid asks why not.
"Because." Ticket taker says "This film is rated ARRR."
Good joke.
Everybody laugh.

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