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While you studied the blade, I was partying
While you mastered the blockchain, I was partying
While you cultivated inner strength, I was partying

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate, I'm still partying.

I don't even know who you are.

Tarzanboy is dead
Follow me at @amateurhour if you haven't already

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"opening up a cold one with the boys" is code for ass play.

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i have never once swung my nuts in violence

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you, a rube and a Philistine: Hello, I am letting you know that I cannot boost this post because it is not CWed :) I would boost your post if it was CWed, though!

me, a worldly woman of many charms: Hello, I am letting you know that I cannot boost this post because it is a bad post and I am possessed of a conscience :) I would boost your post if you ever made a good post, though!

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used to be really into waterslides but that sent me on a downward spiral

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personal, go fund me, death, boosts please 

Hello,

A dear friend of mine passed away suddenly last night after being in the emergency room for 2 days.

I will miss him dearly, he leaves behind 4 children and his wife.. i know theres a lot going on in the world, but if you can spare anything or just boost it, i would be grateful.

this gofundme was created by his cousin.

gofundme.com/f/denis-mendez-fu

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machildren aren't necessarily baby. they can be, but that's not what I'm talking about

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I think it's finally time to start collecting funds to pay @tarzanboy to cuck as many cops as possible.

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MINNEAPOLIS

If you or anyone you know near downtown needs food or other supplies, Substance Church in the historic Wesley over in Loring will be handing all that stuff out at 1pm today.

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i think a lot of the response to this weekend we are seeing is because people cant really wrap their heads around regular, not very politically plugged in people just getting fed up and deciding to break shit

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I wanna get sponsored by arbys, but specifically the one that was on fire

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the guy who tried to bring a sword to a protest and me both musing on the state of this country

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