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MINNEAPOLIS

If you or anyone you know near downtown needs food or other supplies, Substance Church in the historic Wesley over in Loring will be handing all that stuff out at 1pm today.

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Da FBI trying to get my dick pics. Too bad for them, I got a 4 man team of hackers and multiple layers of VPN and whatever they call the other stuff that keeps feds off the trail or gives random GPS coordinates.

You’ll never see my mushroom tip!!! Not even Ethan Hunt can find my dick biatch!!!

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There are decades where you fuck around, and weeks where you find out.

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If I were a cat I'd spend my 9 lives posting on mastodon

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Unicorn Riot (decentralized media organization covering protests in MN) givemn.org/organization/Unicor

MPD150 (A MN project challenging the narrative that police exist to protect and serve. Also organized this list of places to donate in the first place! Thank them with a donation! mpd150.com/donate/)

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here are some places you can donate, if you are able:

Official George Floyd Memorial Fund: gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd

Minnesota Freedom Fund (pays bail for those who cannot): minnesotafreedomfund.org/donate

Reclaim The Block (coalition demanding Minneapolist divests from policing and invests in alternatives): secure.everyaction.com/zae4prE

Black Visions Collective (MN an organization dedicated to Black liberation and collective liberation): secure.everyaction.com/4omQDAR

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mpls police violence, :birdsite: links 

The agent provocateur from weirder.earth/@pootz/104247028 has purportedly been identified... as a St. Paul cop:

twitter.com/GypsyEyedBeauty/st

cc: @pootz

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the building next to me is on fire, because four police officers killed a black man, and has faced no consequences from the ostensibly existing legal apparatus.

A few of my favorite places in the entire world are gone now after last night and probably won't ever come back. It really hurts to see that. But they're still just places.

I know this link has been tossed around 100000 times, so if you have any other ones to add, please do it

minnesotafreedomfund.org/

The Arbys i used to drink at is up in flames.

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bro don't strafe me. bro, i told you, stop circling behind me and attacking my weak spot, bro

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This person is doing a supply run right now for Minnesota protesters.

They are there and are running to stores overnight to prep for tomorrow.

please send some money to them

Venmo is @Deshann-Sanchez

HEre is also the shopping list

this is one of my friends in Minnesota!

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My earliest memory is watching esb with my dad. People actively try to ruin things like that for everyone for no real reason.

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there once was a cat from france

who sat on their dick in their pants

they cummed up their ass

and then nine months passed

and from their butthole a little clone pranced

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