a detective in the 1930s saying, “i just cracked this case wide open bro” as he passes a soon to be mourning widow a beer

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@j997922 "your bro got his head absolutely fucking crushed like a watermelon between a hard 8's thighs. you have my utmost condolences brother" the detective says while preparing to shotgun a natty light

@tasnyx @j997922 "this dame was all legs and moxie. the kinda lady who'd beat you in flip cup and tell you to 'chug it, pissant'"

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