One executive remembered years ago when tasked with the mission of somehow making Norman Reedus a "Hollywood Dreamboat"
He sees Death Stranding released and sees Reedus's character get uwuified through fan love and fan art despite looking like the son of a mangy possum man and an actual human woman, the executive weeps openly, cut to black

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"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
- Mewtwo from Pokémon The Movie and also me realizing if Norman reedus can be deemed hot in Hollywood, what is stopping you from your dreams

These posts are me dealing with not being able to play death stranding anytime soon which I need injected into my femoral artery

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