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suffering in silence is the capitalistic ideal because it prevents the spread of dissention

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Handy gamer tip: if you find a bed, you can "fast travel" to being fatigued on a different day

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Dog: *can smell a teaspoon of sugar in an Olympic sized swimming pool*
Also dog: *eats a rubber band off the floor just in case it's food*

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tl’s running slow; everybody get out and push

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long, my immortal intro joke Show more

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Every day I think, "oh no I have forgotten how to post, surely I will never post again," and every day I post anyway and they're bad and I'm really sorry

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"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

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would you rather be

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*looks at you and tilts its head*
  /|、
( ゚、 。7
 ( ︶ヽ
  U U  )ノ

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There should be a dough pokemon that evolves into a bread pokemon when you give it a fire stone

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heh, routines? noobs *is consumed by chaos and my hubris*

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Ryan Seacrest
Ryan Landcrest
Ryan Firecrest
Ryan Aircrest

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony

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it's midnight here and that's kind of sexy of the earth

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someone just slammed 'exit' and 'enter' together and made it the city of Exeter

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