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museum tour guide, with shy scholarly enthusiasm: this is one of the oldest discovered stegosaurus plates that cavemen used as a baseball diamond. if you look closely, you can see the fossilized scuffs from cleats

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lobster in the middle of getting a divorce: you're such a fucking rubber band

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one day I'll just be a cloud of eyes and then you'll all really think I'm cute

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in honor of trans day of visibility, i will be destroying reality as you know it

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When will they release a more simple, user friendly version of gender?

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i'm thinking its a massive shame i don't have an orbit of eyeballs all around me that spot shiny pieces of metal in the gutter and nothing else

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A sunrise cannot be halted by denial. A storm will not be dispelled by anger. The ocean will not grow shallow on command.

And nonbinary people will not cease to exist from mere bigotry.

The sun will rise. The ocean will rage. The thunder will roll over the land.

And we will remain.

#nonbinarypride #nonbinary #lgbtq #nonbinary #nonbinarypositivity ..

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Thinking about creating an abomination against nature and the universe in my spare time

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Someone on Twitter mentioned that in some regions of Germany, a common idiom for whenever there's mist in the forest is "The foxes are making coffee", and thought the image was evocative enough for an illustration.

Well, I took the bait! 🦊☕

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Hmmm, clout... I've heard that name before. Never met her though.

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