Dr. Fauci is human and if I were portrayed as Brad Pitt you better believe that'd have gone to my head.

our chief law enforcement officer doesn't know what a chemical is

dreamt that Elon Musk hired them immediately fired me

have you ever thought about what an alien would think if they saw a human like I would think we some weird looking expressions of God πŸ‘½

RT @aniceburrito
Eid Mubarak even to the haters and losers

maaan twitter is stressful this shit sucks make sure to like and follow *sideways peace sign over eyes*

RT @PhilippineStar
These stray cats were spotted occupying the circle marks intended for the implementation of social distancing protocols in front of a store in Brgy. Holy Spirit, Quezon City on Sunday amid enhanced community quarantine.

a neoliberal is someone who acknowledges 1. the role capitalism and free trade have played in lifting millions out of poverty, 2. the inherit worth of every human being, and 3. the role government should play in actualizing that worth

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