this is 99% invincible. i'm roman mars the unconquerable

@selontheweb hey I'm still on the bad instance. what should I be jumping on

Mickey mouse is 90 and I will dismantle him limb by limb

some may say there is no sequel to myst. i'm the only one here with enough anticowardice/gumption to say riven is the sequel to myst.

so much has been said about Stan Lee already but let me be the first to say: spiderm

I went to a hipster coffee shop and the liberals were huddled around making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

me to the cavemen who developed the semiotics of danger: skulls are hilarious, shut up! calm down NOW NOW NOW

these commercials really highlight how Jim absolutely had his creative sense with him from the jump. So good
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RT @JaxBladeFitness@twitter.com
Jim Henson didn't fuck around.
twitter.com/JaxBladeFitness/st

sounds like something a cop would say. typical
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RT @PhillyPolice@twitter.com
Yes, our @YouTube is down, too. No, please don't call 911 - we can't fix it.
twitter.com/PhillyPolice/statu

I lost my straw and I keep opening my mouth toward my dunkin donuts cup looking for it like an absolute fool might

Sears isn't filing Chapter 11 bankruptcy in my heart ☺️

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