this is 99% invincible. i'm roman mars the unconquerable

@selontheweb hey I'm still on the bad instance. what should I be jumping on

Mickey mouse is 90 and I will dismantle him limb by limb

some may say there is no sequel to myst. i'm the only one here with enough anticowardice/gumption to say riven is the sequel to myst.

so much has been said about Stan Lee already but let me be the first to say: spiderm

I went to a hipster coffee shop and the liberals were huddled around making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

me to the cavemen who developed the semiotics of danger: skulls are hilarious, shut up! calm down NOW NOW NOW

these commercials really highlight how Jim absolutely had his creative sense with him from the jump. So good
Jim Henson didn't fuck around.

sounds like something a cop would say. typical
Yes, our @YouTube is down, too. No, please don't call 911 - we can't fix it.

I lost my straw and I keep opening my mouth toward my dunkin donuts cup looking for it like an absolute fool might

Sears isn't filing Chapter 11 bankruptcy in my heart ☺️

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