Sometimes The Onion makes a joke that is just for me, and in this case, it is that the logo of Global Tetrahedron LLC is a dodecahedron.
ANDROALPHUS: [...] When he appears in human form, he can be forced to give lessons of geometry. He is an astronomer and, besides, he teaches how to skillfully argue over details.
I say to you, whomst among us has not leaned against the bar and drunkenly given lessons of geometry.
@jwz I'm here for this kind of pedantry. Also: after watching the anime _Akuma Kun_ on Netflix a few months ago I also fell down a rabbit hole of medieval demonology. Mine was centered on The Lesser Key of Solomon, though: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lesser_Key_of_Solomon#Ars_Goetia (the sigils are pretty sick!)
@tedmielczarek There was also The Lesser Bot of Solomon, but it existed only in The Bad Place: https://jwz.org/b/yiaU
@jwz I guess it's thematically appropriate that it would be on the hellsite but it doesn't make it any less of a bummer.