"One plus one is zero."
"What?"
"I'm a programmer and I moved a couch yesterday."
"...?"
"My arms are tired."
"..."
"I can't carry anything right now."
"....."
"I'm a computer programmer and I camt carry. One plus one equals zero."
"... I hate you."

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@sashahamilton reminds me of the konmari "tidying" debate: when you can't decide whether to put something away in the cupboard or to get rid of it. As programmers we describe this as a "shift reduce conflict"

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