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if you were feeling insecure or depressed today, please, NEVER forget this:
the teeth of a horse take up more space within its head than its brain does
NEVER forget this. <3

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@vaporwavewitch YOUNG MAN

Pick yourself off the floor, I said

YOUNG MAN

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"To help some of the newcomers make connections: name 5-7 things that interest you but aren't in your profile, as tags so they are searchable. Then boost this post or repeat its instructions so others know to do the same."





yee haw: out dated. out moded. and bad

haw yee: new. refreshing. exciting. mold-breaking

boost this toot to cut your chance of having sex in half

and pretty much every other medicine ive tried does nothing at all. ever since my medical shit started precisely one (1) medicine has helped me at all. and even it didnt do what it was supposed to

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i tried a supposed stimulant like 2 days ago and i still havent recovered from the massive fatigue it caused

if medicine actually does anything positive for you then youre a fucking lucky bastard

boost if hatsune miku is a socialist. fave if shes a liberal

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