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omg I just found out "toebeans" are called "meatballs" in Japanese twitter.com/yu_yu_bon/status/9

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boost if kissing boys is nice

fave if kissing boys is cute

i'm nervous bc i have a date tomorrow ughhhhh first dates are always so intimidating

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🚨🚨LOOK OUT ALL YOU WILD TOOT SWEETS BC ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

TIME TO GET GAY UP IN THIS JOINT🚨🚨

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me: *opens door*
dog: *goes outside*
dog: *sees there are other people outside*
dog: nope *goes back inside*
me: uh oh. did she learn that from me

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get someone to rub your butt today

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i heard the good news about Chelsea 💛

i have cried a lot today and i'm glad a lot of it was happy crying

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henlo
hello you stinky mastodon
come here and fav my toot ugly

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i like to jiggle butts is that weird i think it's super cute

i like to think of this as my exclusive account since i have a tenth of the subscribers. i should post exclusive content

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This straight girl once came up to me and my friend and told us that she has a gay best friend but we shouldn't tell anyone because he doesn't want anyone to know he's gay and that's reason number 37637273 why I don't trust straight girls

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why do communists only drink herbal tea? Show more

eventually i will actually start posting things

i bet you it's the mobile client i'm using one sec

how do you get it to not show them busy ass hyperlinks anyway