Sex? Despair. 

Older cousin's wife just gave birth to their second son. A beautiful event. I, on the other hand, just ordered my 6th book on peyote religions and a prostate trainer kit.

It's a "broken against the rocks and torn asunder by the elements" kind of weekend

nicotine lozenge stuck to the roof of my mouth. No one has ever suffered more than I

futuripotence (n)
the process, state, or quality of having command over the future

a tiny micro man poised to lance my comparatively gigantic, gooey eye with a javelin

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