The case in point also has two kids so clearly it was so terrible he went back for more.

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Not much will make me respect you less than a picture of you pre-kids with some shitty caption about it being “the good old days.”

Hell is other parents 

Kudos to the mom of the out of control kid who kept counting to three as a threat but never had the balls to count past two even though the kid had no intention of acknowledging her.

Today’s feeling old moment is realizing that NPR is playing instrumental versions of ‘90s hits between segments.

Tonight seems like a fun night to finally learn the Arkham Horror card game.
*Reads awful manual for 5 minutes*
*Places game back on shelf forever*

Also there’s a good chance I buy the original for the 4th time at some point.

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Holy shit, Deadly Premonition 2 on Switch with SWERY writing/producing is the best news I’ve heard ever.

Preorder Cyberpunk 2077 today!
System requirements: TBD 😐

Shoutout to the kid who just jumped off the swing and faceplanted into the ground like Wile E. Coyote.

You’ll never convince me that the Sonic movie is real.

“I’ll just wait until I put the baby down for a nap, then I’ll install this cooktop real quick and be ready to cook dinner before he wakes up.”
-Me, an idiot, 7 hours ago

Someone fix the Netflix Sabrina series to have the shitty TGIF puppet Salem.

I accidentally taught my child that Donkey Kong’s name is Danky Kang and now he won’t stop saying it.

Day 2: Morrowind crashed my computer pretty hard, so I decided to uninstall it. Just when I had gotten the hang of stabbing things too.

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