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Read the baby a book about black and white animals and now instead of napping he’s laying there saying “Black and white! Black and white!” I should’ve read him something less catchy.

Also I absolutely cannot believe this is an official Marvel poster.

Listen, if I've got a fucked up bloody face, do me a favor and let me get my shit together before declaring me a big disgrace.

Anyway, this is the only response people are looking for in that kind of thread.

Yes, it is called The Entire Internet.

I replaced the p-trap under my bathroom sink. The most basic of all plumbing repairs but I feel like a genius.

This guy in Elder Scrolls Online has 3 pumpkins in his nightstand. Highly relatable.

Baby is laying in his crib saying “bye bye, poop” over and over again. I’m scared to check.

If someone mansplains on a forum, and the person being mansplained to doesn’t actually frequent the forum, is it still extremely condescending?

(Yes)

Oh cool, there are new photos of Luke Cake Season 2. Hopefully the plot is interest-No! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Thanks, but I like my lima beans bloody.

Shoutout to the heroes on Twitter who still have some iteration of “please ban nazis if that’s not too much trouble” in their Twitter name, and yet will never leave, cementing the fact that they clearly don’t need to change anything because nobody wants to mildly disrupt their daily content flow by leaving.

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I just double-clicked a link in a browser. I am officially old.

Found a case of Sam Adams Christmas lager on clearance for $9 so that’s a fun way to end the week.