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the law of mastodon is if you ask people to boost your toot people will boost it no matter how stupid or nonsensical it out of respect for their fellow users boost if you agree

All I wanna do is

[gunshot]

[gunshot]

[gunshot]

[gunshot]

And a

[click]

[ka-ching]

Toot wholesome memes

I need to watch The Replacements now - as it is the most wholesome football movie ever.

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Keanu Reeves is beautiful and I love him and I will die for him.

Today I have another interview for the job I want. Please wish me luck tooting-fam!

Wow. I just realized it's less than a week til my birthday.

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