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if the cia ever wants to torture me for information they won't need to bother with waterboarding, all they'll have to do is play back a recording of my own voice at me and i'll tell them everything

"polling stations close at 20:00 (18:00 GMT), with result set to be reported immediately afterwards." bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39
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I'm having a hard time caring about grading today

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No uso Spotify, me gusta tener los discos que me gustan en la memoria.

Welcome to mastodon. Here's your courses on French and Japanese, a "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS" bumpersticker, and a fresh pineapple for some reason.

des que je vois une photos de chat je pouet un ornithorynque .

I use messagease keyboard. It looks like this and it is awesome. It's the only mobile keyboard I can stand.

It's not production-ready til Coffee Dad joins

I did not expect Harry Styles to be the first trending topic I saw on Mastodon.

I'm reading @sarahjeong's story about Mastodon and completely relating to her description of twitter addiction.

"Is the Merriam-Webster dictionary subtweeting the president today? I wish I knew, so I could pretend to not care. I am scum and don't deserve mastodon.social. But here I am."

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