if the cia ever wants to torture me for information they won't need to bother with waterboarding, all they'll have to do is play back a recording of my own voice at me and i'll tell them everything
At a #Mastodon show, feeling kind of relevant
https://mastodon.social/media/Sn9h2cvzvLye0rJplWg
"polling stations close at 20:00 (18:00 GMT), with result set to be reported immediately afterwards." http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39833831
#MacronLeaks
I'm having a hard time caring about grading today
"Reckon you've seen some stupid security things? Here, hold my beer..." https://www.troyhunt.com/reckon-youve-seen-some-stupid-security-things-here-hold-my-beer/
ไปใฎๅใฏใใใชๆใใงใใ
https://mstdn.jp/media/bYowH8vid08e7FZg1ts
No uso Spotify, me gusta tener los discos que me gustan en la memoria.
Random sign from #marchonscience
Welcome to mastodon. Here's your courses on French and Japanese, a "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS" bumpersticker, and a fresh pineapple for some reason.
des que je vois une photos de chat je pouet un ornithorynque .
I use messagease keyboard. It looks like this and it is awesome. It's the only mobile keyboard I can stand.
HOLD MY๐บ๐บ
#knuckletats
It's not production-ready til Coffee Dad joins
I did not expect Harry Styles to be the first trending topic I saw on Mastodon.
I'm reading @sarahjeong's story about Mastodon and completely relating to her description of twitter addiction.
"Is the Merriam-Webster dictionary subtweeting the president today? I wish I knew, so I could pretend to not care. I am scum and don't deserve mastodon.social. But here I am."