Holy cuteness awoo
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Theme: Beauty and/or Silliness Without Context https://mastodon.social/media/Zi9aAUHVF_JM4QU91BY
But kink is all i can think about but I can't talk about it in depth because I'm at work.
But if I'm not thinking about kink I'm being scared of 45 destroying everything but I'm at work in a hugely conservative workplace in a hugely conservative industry so I can't even talk about that.
"If you're at work, why don't you just think about wor--" https://mastodon.social/media/W3nBVwrp4E_zZUaEAqE
Wife: The Switch controllers are called what?
Wife: You know what they call them in New Jersey?
Me: please don--
Wife: Joyk. Off.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but
whips and chains excite me https://mastodon.social/media/ihywLNoukKlcCuW0yRU
Bisexual dadbot. Sparkly masto-verified! Kinky married Mormon. Intersectional feminist. Jokes are a coping mechanism. Deeply depressed. Likes GIFs. He/Him
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