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need to buy The Signal From Tolva
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but i'm still playing the hell out of XCOM 2 for the rest of my liFE
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I'm confused, is #gaming bad or is #gameing bad? Do I want to be tired or wired?

Tag yourself, I'm tired.

I'm so tired.

so

tired

y'all

tfw when both people from the "you know who else is beautiful" meme agree on who else is beautiful boost if you agree

@even_more_damned_muteKi did shatner ever find happiness on masto dot calm?

No. He didn't.

No one does.

I saw Moana last night and goodness you can feel Lin-Manuel Miranda in every note. Very very well-written music.

Also I'm a sucker for Jemaine Clement.

And who knew The Rock could sing?! Why has nobody told me this before? You've failed me, all of you! None of you are free of sin, not one!

Moana Spoilers, sad dad feels 

But she seemed pretty fixated on the fact that Moana's dad was right, that Moana shipwrecked because she disobeyed her dad, and I felt like I'd failed her somehow.

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Moana Spoilers, Dad feels 

When Moana shipwrecks the first time, just before going beyond the reef, my 4yo daughter whispered, "Her dad was right."

When we took a break for dinner, I told her, "Moana's dad told her not to go beyond the reef because he loves her and wants to keep her safe, right?"

"Yeah."

"But Moana wants to try new things, and that's okay. So if YOU ever want to try new things, tell me and I'll listen. I'll help you. I want you to be safe, but I also want you to be happy."

I need a beard sensei who can teach me the ways of the beard because I am insecure about my beard.

I am embarrassed to admit that I nervously tug on my beard, which means I have a thin patch to the left of my chin where I've idly torn hairs out with my fiddling and I can't stop.

@Nayru Check out Car Boys! The Sun Chips Place is kind of a joke that came from there.

Good morning masto, please put me to sleep and take my body to the Sun Chips Place.

It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

butts

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