Dr. Seuss, Dildo mention
You've probably seen that photoshop'd Dr. Seuss image from Hop On Pop, where they have Pat, who sits on stuff and is about to sit on a cactus in the original, except the cactus has been replaced with a Seuss-style dildo, and it says, "NO PAT NO, DON'T SIT ON THAT,"
And I'm like...
Leave Pat alone, dammit! Don't kinkshame Pat! If Pat wants a dildo up his ass, let him push a dildo up his ass in peace. There's nothing wrong with that. Pat knows what he likes.
But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your butt
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
You didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don't need that, though
Now you're just some bepis that I used to now
(that I used to know)
Some BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
SHE WAS LO
Bisexual dadbot. Sparkly masto-verified! Kinky married Mormon. Intersectional feminist. Jokes are a coping mechanism. Deeply depressed. Likes GIFs. He/Him
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