hm,. So Herman melville can write 600 pages about trying to fuck a whale and he's a "genius"...but when I do it my dad takes my computer away? normal website lmao
Milkshake Duck is, as a noun, an internet sensation who turns out to be racist.
Milkshake Duck is, as a verb, something conservative politicians are remarkably bad at doing
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@email@example.com strikes out.
Hey @firstname.lastname@example.org we’re on the same team. Go foals
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1. @email@example.com RF
2. @Brett_Merritt@twitter.com 3B
3. @firstname.lastname@example.org 2B
4. @email@example.com P
5. @firstname.lastname@example.org 1B
6. @email@example.com LF
7. @firstname.lastname@example.org CF
8. @email@example.com SS
9. @firstname.lastname@example.org C
Spotted this guy on the train in Tokyo. Asked, “How ‘bout dem O’s?”
Very dryly he responded in a German accent, “Oh. I see. It’s because of the, uh [points at hat]. I just like the duck. I think it’s cool.”
when i get run over by a car i hope it’s a fuckin sick car
You’re telling me a sun dried this tomato
all these billionaires only want to go to space because guillotines need gravity to work
Something happened with them between the 11th and 15th inning.
.@DavidBote13@twitter.com has been watching Javy Báez highlights?
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We can all agree on this right?
JACKIE BRADLEY JUNIOR BEST OUTFIELDER OF ALL TIME
if we're not talking jackie bradley jr i dont wanna talk
3 years ago i was in @SouthwestReview@twitter.com .. damn time flies
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every girl I know is changing her name from Kitty to Karen and trading their MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
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