if you die suddenly in your home, then after a couple days all of your funko pops will start eating your face
iPhone soon they are going to have iFrog
*places carnivorous plant in the airport security tray*
just text me please
drop your 4 favourite books and let your followers decide if you have rights
Me after Losing an Argument with
Fake People on Internet !
On my way to my high school reunion and passed a car on fire. This is a bad omen.
in the words of reel big fish, i think ill have myself a beer
to essay is to try (to make money)
doing this again because regular maintenance is important
calmly seasoning an iron skillet
@MassGovernor@twitter.com Charlie Baker retire bitch
actually, the creator's name is Dr. Labradoodle
Labradoodle creator says it's his 'life's regret' https://bbc.in/2mETIea
i promise i wont explain MILLENIUM CHALLENGE 2002 at the party
me after one drink:
scully and mulder investigating the Piper Maru in season 3 episode 15
PLENTY OF OIL!
life comes at you fast
I want to thank Rahm Emanuel for not endorsing me. I don’t want the endorsement of a mayor shutting down schools and firing teachers.
Pete Buttigieg is Agent Smith if The Matrix was built around LinkedIn. incredible stuff
in college i made a crisp $100 by running through a maze and i even got some cheese at the end, it shocked me a little but all good👍
Hands up if you did a bunch of weird medical/psychological tests in exchange for money in college. I had...so many electrodes on my head.
dog “army crawled” under a bunch of fences today. thinking he’s ready for basic combat training
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