RT @gloomfather@twitter.com

hm,. So Herman melville can write 600 pages about trying to fuck a whale and he's a "genius"...but when I do it my dad takes my computer away? normal website lmao

🐦🔗: twitter.com/gloomfather/status

RT @amcnal@twitter.com

Milkshake Duck is, as a noun, an internet sensation who turns out to be racist.

Milkshake Duck is, as a verb, something conservative politicians are remarkably bad at doing

🐦🔗: twitter.com/amcnal/status/1130

Fuck!

RT @tweetballgame@twitter.com

🔽9 | 0 -- 11 | *️⃣*️⃣*️⃣ | ⚫⚫|
@thmsbrns@twitter.com strikes out.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/tweetballgame/stat

Hey @100sportscars@twitter.com we’re on the same team. Go foals

RT @tweetballgame@twitter.com

🇺🇸 Concord Foals (h)
1. @ubermanofsteel@twitter.com RF
2. @Brett_Merritt@twitter.com 3B
3. @mayormac@twitter.com 2B
4. @zoo_illogical@twitter.com P
5. @100sportscars@twitter.com 1B
6. @orsak_attack@twitter.com LF
7. @smoovemilk@twitter.com CF
8. @spacejerkin@twitter.com SS
9. @thmsbrns@twitter.com C

🐦🔗: twitter.com/tweetballgame/stat

RT @ElectRyanDorsey@twitter.com

Spotted this guy on the train in Tokyo. Asked, “How ‘bout dem O’s?”

Very dryly he responded in a German accent, “Oh. I see. It’s because of the, uh [points at hat]. I just like the duck. I think it’s cool.”

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ElectRyanDorsey/st

RT @thmsbrns@twitter.com

when i get run over by a car i hope it’s a fuckin sick car

🐦🔗: twitter.com/thmsbrns/status/11

RT @shutupalicia@twitter.com

It’s me! 3 of my poems are up in @CrabFatMagazine@twitter.com including one written in JavaScript and the last (double tap) being the first poem I was ever really proud of! Thank you to @caseyreneelopez@twitter.com for giving them a home! twitter.com/crabfatmagazine/st

🐦🔗: twitter.com/shutupalicia/statu

RT @Gravioli_@twitter.com

all these billionaires only want to go to space because guillotines need gravity to work

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Gravioli_/status/1

RT @100sportscars@twitter.com

*job interviewer voice* so take a seat & we’ll be right with you!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/100sportscars/stat

RT @daggeremoji@twitter.com

Better.Call.Saul.S02E06.mp4 torrent
Become lawyer fast cheap
Cheap lawyer
Public defender reviews
Insanity plea successful
Insanity plea
Police lying
Grand theft auto -game -online
Grand theft auto

🐦🔗: twitter.com/daggeremoji/status

RT @nicebigdog@twitter.com

JACKIE BRADLEY JUNIOR BEST OUTFIELDER OF ALL TIME

🐦🔗: twitter.com/nicebigdog/status/

RT @nicebigdog@twitter.com

if we're not talking jackie bradley jr i dont wanna talk

🐦🔗: twitter.com/nicebigdog/status/

3 years ago i was in @SouthwestReview@twitter.com .. damn time flies

RT @thmsbrns@twitter.com

YOU GUYS LOOK

🐦🔗: twitter.com/thmsbrns/status/72

RT @dylmdav@twitter.com

every girl I know is changing her name from Kitty to Karen and trading their MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dylmdav/status/112

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