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Here we see a group of JavaScript engineers implementing a method that adds two numbers

@thomasfuchs Sounds like the start of a fun theme: Modern Programmer Photos. :-)

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@thomasfuchs if this were true, there’d be shit splattered everywhere.

@thomasfuchs I'm reasonably sure that's Java, not JavaScript

@mdhughes Oh boy, you should see some of the source code I’ve seen

@thomasfuchs I've seen shit in every language. JS holds no candle to PHP, C++, or even poorly-organized Java. Those lack even the tools to be neat and tidy.

@mdhughes @thomasfuchs that function to add two numbers returns undefined, and I think that's beautiful.

@thomasfuchs Yeah but the numbers are being added in the past using a refactored Tardis console from the future

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