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so i think i'm getting quite a few follows on this account, which i don't use, from mastodon bridge. is there something i need to do in order to stop them from being here and redirect them to @thricedotted

uh let's say theoretically i was interested in migrating this account to uh say cybre dot space..... would anyone wanna hook me up, theoretically.....

i've become enough of an audio snob that using my portapros to listen to music is... not the easiest thing. fml

please allow takes to reach a reasonable temperature before posting

i started running the air purifiers in my apartment and one of the rooms smells strongly of mustard now?!

another quick thought on notifications -- even though i don't get fav notifications, i do use them as a "i read this" or "i like this" signal for others, and i do eventually see them. but getting a push notification for them would be like getting notifications for read receipts in chat. like, please, no

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like, i can tell my notifications bar is different... the time is on the left now and i think it used to be on the right? why is it on the left? who could say really

i updated my phone to android pie... it's different! adjusting to what feel like arbitrary UX changes that i can't put my finger on is weird!

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i do allow everything to go into my notifications column, which i don't mind doing because there's no notifications counter. but the only things worthy of push/desktop notifications are mentions, because they actually tell me about something i may want to act upon rather than just firing off some dopamine or whatever

my social media tip is to turn off all notifications except for @ mentions

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Dump of the original Furby's assembly source code, dated June 1998:
Coolest thing I can think of to do with this would be to get it running in a virtual machine in some existing virtual space, eg an MMO, VR chat room, No Man's Sky etc. I love the idea of this thing's freaky digital soul living on in unrecognizably alien worlds.

A man is at a friend's funeral. After the proceedings, he approaches the widow and asks if she minds if he says a word. "No, of course not," she replies. So he grabs a glass and taps a spoon against it to get everyone's attention, and when the muttering dies down, he clears his throat and speaks: "Plethora." He puts the glass back down and everyone continues their conversations. The widow turns to him, with a tear in her eye. "Thank you," she says. Show more

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