Girls only want one thing.

And that's to role a nat 20

Tonight I used the sound board for the first time in like, 8 years. Last time I used this board I was a novice with little experience. Now that I’m an expert who’s done a lot of shows and used a lot of boards: fuck this board. I hate it.

i hate the negativity around lately i just want to avoid it

if you dont tickle fight ur gf then what's even the point

The American culture of independence has - as an accidental byproduct - become a culture of narcissism.

China is complaining about rights abuses. The irony is strong with this one...

Worship pastor: “and then on the last chorus we’re gonna modulate up a key.”

Inner me, a music theory graduate: “that’s not modulation, that’s a full on key change.”

Tonight I am drinking. To the fall of prohibition, to the rise of personal liberties, and the skirting of immoral government fuckery wherever possible.

Must suck to play drums in an Indie band. Since all you do is hit the kick on the quarter beats. You’re basically a paid metronome but worse

The worst part of having a depressive episode is that my mind plays tricks on me and I can’t tell if I should reach out or just let it blow over.

Mark this day on your calendars. This is the day I heard a keynote speaker so awful I thought “I can do better. I can’t believe she’s getting paid more than me” and decided to become so successful I get paid more than her.

I give up. Americans don’t deserve civil liberties. It’s just a joke to them.

Rollercoasters are just trains that drank too much coffee.

i have a complicated relationship with existing send toot

Playing Skyrim for the first time. Officially calling it “Clerks 2’s Lord of the Rings: The Game.” So much walking...

At the age of fifteen, he had already learned silence. -- from "A Child's History of Muad'Dib" by the Princess Irulan

I know this is petty but: I make more than my ex and I love my job and I feel like that’s a pretty solid revenge.

“As long as we live in a world that is territorially organized into national states, a stateless person “is not simply expelled from one country” they are “expelled from humanity.”

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