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Distress signal:
Haha it's getting pretty hawt lol
No but all future jokes aside. This is a premade Heat Distress Signal (HDS) the core temp has reached a high of 212°f (100°c) with a projected cooling down to 95°f (35°c) time taking 1 hour and 30 minutes

What if we referred to troll blood colors by soda names instead? Bronze blood? No root beer blood.

if i have DID and you have DID whos driving the brain

tumblr nsfw accounts today when there’s under 24 hours left of adult content

ok promo me (you dont actually have to promo me im just going to boost this onto my other account to regain followers)

CAT GETS MAD BECAUSE SHE CANT REACH MY DESK WITHOUT JUMPING AND KNOCKING OVER MY 2:30 PM SOUP.

@timaeusTestified Its the funniest shit to jump ship over. they have Banned Hatsune Miku

i mean HONESTLY i should just be on trollian ANYWAY but th

wtf why are you guys talking about social dying im just making an account to post about video games and anime did something happen

go! follow me! @leorio ill be posting more there probably bc i need a place to post non homestuck stuff

@leorio is my new account for like general social media stuff and not predominantly homestuck so if u wanna keep up with me check me out there

@neji void players if ur out there please men in black every homestuck fan

like what is it. What are the knocking down. Are they knocking it down and setting it back up again where am i

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Im not actually doing this this is also a joke PLEASE clap

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