Happy 2019th birthday to our beautiful flat earth that accepts any and all CO₂ without changing in any way you da real MVP earth 2019

I miss when they used to implode buildings on New Years

Hands up if you're gonna finish your novel in 2019 and also you're a massive disappointment

*raises hand*

created a swashbuckler build in d&d 5e and can't find any builds more mathematically reliable and its driving me insane in 2019

ah, another year spent battling depression and loneliness on this cursed world, throw ya hands up

we are half an hour from the "HELL MOMENT" everybody celebrate at that time

I will retoot any and all drunk toots get in on this action while its hot

I’m drunk and I ate my entire dinner with chopsticks. Amazing

Sending out love and appreciation to all Masto users in 2019 y'all are the chosen ones, bash the fash forever and stay subversive my friends

If there’s one thing I’m thankful for it’s the fact that I got hotter

"Birdman - Pilotwings 64 Music Extended" on youtube got me hornt on the timeline away with this sexual energy you demons

What instance should I join in 2019?

a. olds.town (I'm 35)
b. radical.town
c. jorts.horse
d. nutt.church

selfie, alcohol, eye contact, CAAAAT! 

MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN NEW YEARS EVE DRUNK BOTTLE CHECK MOTHER FUCKERS FUCK SONOFABITCH

AL-CO-HOL 

When I get really drunk off my ass I toot/tweet/IM complete and utter nonsense but my spelling and grammar is IMPECCABLE.

this website is good. I can toot "DOPPELFICKEN" and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

Friday night my d&d group discussed the viability of a Slombie (Slime Zombie) and I could think of nothing other than this web site

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