toby @tobypinder@mastodon.social

B.K.
~record scratch~
Bonkey Kong
He's the burger of the lunch, you know him well

We can only aspire to be so snoozy

shut the fuck up oneplus I never installed this let me live my pathetic life in peace

...he's behind me, isn't he

My friends have a cat that wreaks havoc in their garden that they call "the digging beast". I met him today and well I'm sorry but I am on his side #lethimdig

squirrel

when you think about it marowak is just a cosplayer

When trains make me late for work

#cat

@Tusky never put a friggin EastEnders livestream at the top of my app and while it's a low bar I remain grateful hah

Just a reminder of the absolute nonsense they shove in on The Other Place because god forbid someone come to twitter to read tweets

carpet goblin

The team go rocket event for Pokémon Go is hilariously goofy in it's marketing, I love it

lol bungie wants to tie people to binding arbitration and waiver of class action rights

American law is so broken

My Satisfactory sky-ramp is complete, no more crappy staircases ⚒️