downloaded all my toots with #mastodonpy: gonna train a neural net on myself and recursively self-improve until I get the perfect toot
BUT THEN
when you DO have it
it's THIS TOOT EXACTLY
*Twilight Zone music*
TOM STARES IN SHOCK AS OTHERS GASP AT THEIR RESPECTIVE COMPUTERS.
Rod Serling: Another sunset on another world, one we made with our own tools -- yet still, somehow, part of the Twilight Zone.
[END CREDITS]
@sydneyfalk this toot is doing much better numbers than almost all my other toots actually, it could be the one!!
WE SEE GARGRON HARD AT WORK AT HIS OWN COMPUTER, ONLY TO FLINCH, AND TURN AROUND, STARING INTO THE CAMERA.
GARGRON: Wait. What --
*Twilight Zone music*
GARGRON: Oh, for fuck's sake.
Rod Serling: The man behind the curtain, pulling levers and plugging in wires, hoping for a better outcome, a better world. His hopes may still lead there -- but they have undoubtedly crossed over, for now, into -- the Twilight Zone.
[END CREDITS]
@tomharris
O_O OH SHIT
SYDNEY BACKS AWAY FROM HER COMPUTER, COVERING HER MOUTH, QUIVERING, UNTIL FINALLY SHE BEGINS TO SCREAM.
*Twilight Zone music*
Rod Serling: A storyteller surfing from fiction to fiction, only to find that the beach she finally lands upon -- is in the Twilight Zone.
[END CREDITS]