Tamás Deme (tomzorz) @tomzorz@mastodon.social

RT @AllenCrider@twitter.com

@atrupar@twitter.com You know how you can see your breath when it's cold out? Yeah, that's why you should wear a mask. Those are respiratory droplets from your lungs.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/AllenCrider/status/1279408275507703808

RT @tomwarren@twitter.com

BREAKING: Microsoft announces Xbox Series X games event for July 23rd. There's going to be Halo Infinite and a whole lot more. Details: https://www.theverge.com/2020/7/6/21302523/microsoft-xbox-series-x-games-event-stream-date

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/tomwarren/status/1280139596794400768

RT @YunBecker9@twitter.com

Introvert running back home after going through a long social day

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/YunBecker9/status/1279448664616906753

RT @sonniesedge@twitter.com

@nekrtemplar@twitter.com To be fair, I agree with both these tweets.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/sonniesedge/status/1279863038305329152

RT @nekrtemplar@twitter.com

I made an Electron app 100x smaller and reduced its idle memory by 100x. How?

By hosting it on an URL.

And opening in a browser.

You're welcome. https://twitter.com/MaxRovensky/status/1279476879896924160

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/nekrtemplar/status/1279859995438391296

RT @JKashaar@twitter.com

You: "Curly fries"

Me, an intellectual: "Rotatoes"

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JKashaar/status/1279699366190645248

RT @ThiccSonic@twitter.com

Jerry: He offered you a red pill and a blue pill?
George: Two pills, no water
Jerry: No water?
George: No water
Jerry: Cant take a pill without water
George: Never could
Jerry: So what’d you do?
George: I left. I’m not choking down a dry pill
Kramer enters in a leather coat

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ThiccSonic/status/1279142402624610304

RT @jesseltaylor@twitter.com

The Auschwitz Memorial isn’t a statue of Hitler on a horse, my dude https://twitter.com/frankluntz/status/1279519136045887488

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/jesseltaylor/status/1279535014301044736

RT @ShadowWarrior@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ShadowWarrior/status/1278697416435343361

RT @ironic_tshirt@twitter.com

@Brittany_207@twitter.com This is the best one. “Come back with PhD...not poetry”

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ironic_tshirt/status/1279827043153313798

RT @Brittany_207@twitter.com

Her dad is now my favorite person 😂😂😂

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Brittany_207/status/1279416122681569282

RT @MsLisaHendricks@twitter.com

Tell me again how defund the police is wrong when no one even bats an eye at a policeman in Oregon flashing a white power sign at a Proud Boy that he’s obviously chummy with.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/MsLisaHendricks/status/1279637036605927428

RT @blakehounshell@twitter.com

Congrats America — you just invented Europe https://twitter.com/marctorrence/status/1279575109460729857

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/1279788638742679552

RT @EM_RESUS@twitter.com

Hi, ER Doc here.

If you think wearing a piece of cloth makes it “hard to breathe”, then trust me you do NOT want COVID-19.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/EM_RESUS/status/1279942190467293184

RT @AlexDainis@twitter.com

*Checks calendar*

*Checks hairline*

Seems about right. https://twitter.com/RoxanaDaneshjou/status/1240129279847026688

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/AlexDainis/status/1279809198696525826

RT @POLITICOEurope@twitter.com

This week's top stories, drawn by the world's cartoonists https://politi.co/2BFgo5M

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/POLITICOEurope/status/1279703936132317186

RT @ClimateBen@twitter.com

Did you know that over 90% of climate scientists think global warming will be so severe by 2038 or so that we'll hit temperatures shown to be hot enough to wreck the basic crops humanity relies upon for decent survival, or do you get your information from ad-dependent newspapers?

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ClimateBen/status/1279378054549250059

RT @brunoborges@twitter.com

When web developers think the "best tool for the job" means using Electron for desktop applications.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/brunoborges/status/1279293478971703297

RT @callumjodwyer@twitter.com

I’m 28 years old. I caught Covid and have spent half my waking hours lying down for the last 3 months, and can’t walk more than 5 minutes without getting extremely out of breath.

Take caution but you’re not bloody immune if you’re young. https://twitter.com/tomhfh/status/1279029508943773698

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/callumjodwyer/status/1279398367907450883

RT @avenaim@twitter.com

An epidemiologist, an ICU doctor and a scientist all walk into a bar.

I’m just kidding, they know better.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/avenaim/status/1279462355575771136