Pinned toot

@em @vegetablegremlin elon musk should have been in that tesla car that was launched into space

Deltarune spoilers 

Deltarune spoilers 

datemate trying to explain computers to me: so this is what's called an adder
me: like the snake?

me, to my brother: datemate was teaching me about adders
brother: like the snake?

if student debt cancellation happened after i paid off my student loans, i would be happy, because im not a fucking shithead who demands that the entire world revolve around me and i can be happy for other people getting a fair deal

My GCC keeps staring staring at me and saying “what’re you doin’?”

Under communism there is only one dick and we all have to share

Why does my voice practice go better when I’m ranting about the importance of unions instead of reading a random passage from a book

*nervously interviewing for farmer job*

“I know all about crops and...”

*looks at smudged writing on hand*

“NUTTRIENTZ?”

boost if you're rotating 3D shapes in your mind

i access this gaming web through my gaming router that sits on my gaming desk next to my gaming monitor that receives input from my gaming fingers hitting my gaming keyboard and moving my gaming mouse as i sit in my gaming chair settled into my gaming carpet that is supported by my gaming joists that hold aloft the second gaming story of my gaming house

Show more
Mastodon

Server run by the main developers of the project 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!