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Cat food smells gross, I have no idea what they see in it.

If you know someone involved in the CBD industry at all I would really appreciate an introduction.

Happy to DM my email to anyone who can help.

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- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

loathing / food 

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@miwilc @hj >more complex and resource-hungry
Just because you have more ram and cpu cycles to waste doesn't mean you should. This is one of the main pitfalls of modern software design. "lol buy a new computer, gramps" isn't a valid excuse for making your software overly complicated, bloated and bad.

Here is a quick pro-tip for working out if you should say yes to a new thing.

How many baths could you take instead of doing the new thing?

Do you want to give up that many baths for the sake of new thing?

Don't do the new thing, I'll run you a nice bath.

This keyboard looks nice but I think I would get most use out of having the trackpad/ball/whatever available to the left of the split.

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One more auth system that will give you nightmares...

This JavaScript code powers a 1,500 user intranet application.

The longer you look at it the more insane it gets.

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cyberpop: we'll live forever with perfect plastic bodies
cyberpunk: we'll cut off our own arms to qualify for overpowered military-surplus prosthetics, but the social safety net is so bad that only 1% will get them, and they glitch out randomly anyway

Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King!

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!

Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare

That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don't we love it now?

Skelleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everyone scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy

Aren't you scared?

Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night

Everybody scream, everybody scream!!!!

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace!

I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair

I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting to pounce, and how you'll...

Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green

Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody screm
In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

Who is your favourite Disney cat?

I will reveal the correct answer in a day or two.

I love pushing stuff live.

Until humans get to use a thing, it may as well not exist.

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