met a cute girl in a cave
she was way stronger than she looked
but
friendly

"HERE IT IS THIRSTY"
is the definition of "in" right now.

there's this pokémon gym i'm trying to beat but she has me out classed but i made some new friends so as soon as we've spent some time together and gotten stronger we'll see yeah?

Now, "ALSO WIN" is
what's vital and in tune with the times!

i think i've met my match with this gym leader you guys

I JUST PULLED OFF THE COOLEST GAMBIT WITH DISABLE LET ME TELL YOU

i…… may have accidentally just directed my pokémon to attack my companion instead of my opponent

is it bad that i'm attracted to one of the big bad bosses of this pokémon gang

looker, esteemed member of the international police: "there is no one shady in this city"

literally fifteen seconds later: it turns out there were shady people in this city

"as hard as sneaking a Geodude into a mineshaft" is my new slang for something that is trivially easy

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