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sometimes the world presents me with a lemon and I hurl it like a projectile weapon into the sun because existence is violence

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what if i drink.. an energy drink
RIGHT now
and 22:00

i really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really like my partners 💙💛

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i ate too much pasta and now i feel all plump :v

inflation fetishists do not interact

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look at this fool, retaining his mental faculties AND vital organs

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