classic (possibly lewd-adjacent)
so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that kill you and make you a zombie, right?
i want you to get anything denim from your house and just fucking bite it. bite it as hard as you can
chances are you can’t bite through the denim very well
so, here’s what i’m thinking:
the anti-zombie juniform
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two?
… or two?
@trwnh "flatter than a pancake"
@trwnh California is accurate. Certainly is a state around here, alright
@trwnh I celebrate it on 5 because I know how to write dates properly
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