so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that kill you and make you a zombie, right?

okay so

i want you to get anything denim from your house and just fucking bite it. bite it as hard as you can

chances are you can’t bite through the denim very well

so, here’s what i’m thinking:

zombie apocalypse?

all-denim outfit.

the anti-zombie juniform

i hate pacman. stop eating all the dots. leave some dots for the rest of us you stupid piece of circle

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two?

One…

… or two?

I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you

@trwnh California is accurate. Certainly is a state around here, alright

@trwnh I celebrate it on 5 because I know how to write dates properly

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