@pasty i never nickname pokemon and i only ever traded with absolute strangers on GTS

@shahaan i read this in gene belcher's voice from bob's burgers

@pixelfed this should be a free response text field and not a preprogrammed list

This is the ideal scroll bars. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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i just had an interview but i wish i could have the second interview today as well

scheduled it for tomorrow morning though

is there really no way to create a label from the gmail app ugh

id definitely want to kill myself 100x more if i was schizophrenic and saw the internet currently making a complete mockery of it

something morbid instagram recommending that i follow high school friends who i know are dead

take me back to the GeoCities
where the text is green
and the songs are MIDIs

I have encountered more image descriptions on Mastodon in 24 hours than I have in Twitter in a couple of years. Seriously. I'm not exaggerating.
As a blind person, this means a lot to me. If you read this and you describe your images, thank you so, so, so much on behalf of all of us. If you don't, now you know you'll be helping random Internet strangers make sense of your posts by typing in a few more words than usual.

@freon wtf is her problem ffs, isnt your dosage high anyway

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