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walking up to a lesbian couple like which one of you is the kiki and which is the bouba?

I swear someone beat me to this joke but it's been rattling around in my head all day.

Lisa Simpson, dressed as a witch, on a stage in front of a crowd, points to a screen. It reads, "Moths are just spooky butterflys".

Every time a person on Fedi says MS this, MS that my brain goes like:

- WTF are you talking about my disease? :blob_dizzy_face:

- Oh?, Microsoft!? Ok, move along... :blobpats:

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Windows 10 isn't an operating system on your computer anymore. This characterization applies new laws to it, distinct from former versions of windows. This is a read, for sure.

For people who liked #Google+ for the idea of circles, you should seriously check #Diaspora out, it has them, it's federated and the UI is more akin to the old G+ UI before they f*ed it all up.

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oh also a sandwich is when two things are touching and sometimes with a thing between it. so like when bigfoot crushes your head between his hands that's a sandwich

socialism is when the government does a thing. praxis is when a poor person does a thing. eldritch is when something has a tentacle

any website that can detect my use of ad/script blockers is a website that justifies the use of ad/script blockers

Why limit yourself to one set of knuckle tats?

With implantable LED displays you could display any arbitrary knuckle tat at any time!

You could even have them scroll for more characters!

SCRO LLIN
CROL LING
ROLL ING
OLLI NG T
LLIN G TA
LING TAT
ING TATS

@tretch @codesections TCPed with DDG on the 443 may be the best thing I've ever heard.

歯ブラシと爪切りの前に逃げ出そうとすることりこ

tell me this man is straight and i will call you a common rube for your insolence.

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