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> as long as I'm on earth, earthly concerns concern me
piebooks is wise

Instead of a blue tick how about having :fatyoshi: in your display name. Can’t have that anywhere else

The fact that people care enough about fedi to create spam bots for it is proof that it's succeeding

i swear i will hecking root the universe and allow everyone to be able to mod themselves some cat ears

Coming up, my new reality TV show: Help, I Joined The Fediverse And Now I've Turned Into A Girl

asking for help, need clean drinking water for next 3 weeks 

food, self harm 

what does the universe's pause menu look like

you ever just think about how if time ever stopped, like if someone hit pause on the universe, no one would be able to tell?

if i ever get lectured on how stateful programming is bad i'm just gonna say i'm a chaos magician
what are they gonna come back with
i uh- i do math with uhm m-monoids in the category of endofunctors

asking for help, need clean drinking water for next 3 weeks /update 1 

imagine thinking people who are cutesy and kind and gentle are "naive" and not like, freakishly powerful for existing in this world for more than 6 years and not becoming cynical and miserable

asking for help, need clean drinking water for next 3 weeks 

theyre not doing anything until november 26 haha RIP

19 days of broken fridge, no water or ice

i guess this is a Grocery Outlet slogan now? strike anyone else as verging on dystopian?

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