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i mean i might have a lil money now but i am very much still psychologically predisposed to not spend it

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can't decide whether to get a 13 inch fully loaded laptop, a 17 inch lightweight laptop, or no laptop at all and just live with the fact that sometimes some keys on the keyboard will not register a keypress

frankly i think cis people should go get their gender markers changed to X en masse so we can just get rid of the field in 5 or 10 years

scientists are have created an illegal type of cat (much more cute than necessary, to a disruptive and dangerous extent) and have distributed the genome on Bit Torrent

With hardware, there's something much cooler about labeling versions as Mark X than like Version X or Revision X

doing cardinal sins just out of God's conical line of sight. a little exclamation point appears above his head but i've already hidden behind a bush.

if you have ever changed a setting on a computer then you are a sysadmin, sorry you had to find out like this

jeff bezos 

Bezos: "Everybody who's been to space says it changes them in some way. And I'm just really excited to figure out how it's going to change me."

classic horror movie quote

"Google is free" isn't really great advice when right wing think tanks can afford some of the best rankings money can buy

fans it feels as though i am being smelted by a furnace of minecraft

Popular webcomic "The Oatmeal" no longer asks people to follow them on #Facebook, #Twitter, #instagram etc. Here's their explanation as to why (contains minor swearing):

(from theoatmeal.com/comics/reaching )

PS Currently if you want to follow them, visit here:
theoatmeal.com/pages/subscribe

I've seen 13 years of nonsense about bullshit meta drama on fedi, and I'm absolutely here for another 13 years of it.

Please don't spam this channel with newbie questions about "help im drowning" and "gblrblgrlb" before reading the quickstart documentation, thanks

anyway i am dizzy and my depth perception is wack and all those other things too

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ooh my glass glasses were ready and i picked them up today and i like them but ugh getting used to new glasses is such a pain tbh and also i think there's slight barrel distortion that i hope isn't a flaw in the lenses bc glass lenses take a long time to re/make

what is above you, canine?
your house is very cold

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