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You don't have to read the entire patent application, just search for "sorry":

patents.google.com/patent/US93

😂

(via @qbi)

...wow

so

with valve's new shader compiler for amd gpus on linux

nier automata now runs faster on linux through proton than it does on windows

apparently someone got doxxed and fired for their pro-union stance, and now /r/walmart is flooded with pro-Union memes

Can it be? Reddit has done something,, good??

SOMEbody once asked me
To go see Pagliacci
To cure whatever's getting me down
Then I burst into tears despite laughter and the cheers
I am the famous traveling clown

did u kno that the symbols for the Playstation controller are not arbitrary? according to Teiyu Goto, the designer behind the controller, they each have meaning:

Triangle: Viewpoint
Square: Documents, Menus
Circle: Yes
X: No (this didn't catch on in the west because of the colors of the buttons, which Goto acknowledges)

food meme, not cursed 

List of gab instances 

Breaking: walmart workers unionizing, reddit 

(just thinking about runyourown.social — the "More on scale" passage in particular, and how it's weird that Darius has to present "the notion that software does not have to scale" as some kind of tendentious heresy instead of, like, a default so obvious that it goes unstated)

when you think about it, the idea that software should scale is actually really weird. "sure this garden is nice, but how nice can it be if it doesn't grow to cover the entire surface of the earth?"

bought some shoes from my drug dealer yesterday

idk what he laced them with but i've been tripping all day

watchings FOSSBros not believe marginalized people, and then when they hear the exact thing from RMS they are like "ah, guess i was wrong. thank you for the civil debate" is both depressing and funny

If thine heart is set to join the Router Tree:
`iface eth0 inet dhcp`
Release thy hold upon thine local name
Become dynamic, never called the same
Where TCP and UDP abound
A chorus chants, but all without a sound
Tread carefully on this chaotic shore
For thou shalt return, forevermore.

US AS A KID: what the fuck, why is /etc/network/interfaces syntax like this?!

US NOW:
Within thine file, as well you know
`allow-hotplug` upon `eth0`
Listen now for words dogmatic,
`iface eth0 inet static`
Give an indent, for good fortune:
`address 10.0.0.1`
At last, invoke the final throw:
`netmask 255.255.255.0`
With this, the contract shall be sealed
And to your host, the net revealed.

Them: Why isn't there high-speed rail in America and Canada?

Me: Did you ever watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988)

PSA: "get help!" 

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