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dont follow if ur
the usual homophobic antisemitic racist etc
a terf or truscum
ur a zebruh or bro strider account

anime characters have like hereditary eyeliner

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i got no eyes
i got no spine
when i blink im colorblind
frozen pee is in chipmunks 3
nobody knows, particle man

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my kneejerk berserker rage at the mention of stuart little versus the meager social status ive managed to claim

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naruto: someday im gonna rule over these leafs
sasuke: *leaves
naruto: where are u going

i legit think of this toot all the time its what brings me back to mastodon just to look at it like i was right i continue to be right

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(R, G, B): (0.941, 0.601, 0.719)
Polish type: cream
Percent full: 94.6

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I’m thinking 🤔 about dématérialisation 😜 ✨

ppl yell at cats for tearing up furniture but if i had knives for hands and no access to internet so would i

me: =(
song i assosciate with being gay and happy: 🎺♡🎶☆🎶♡🎶☆🎶♡🎸
me: =)

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capitalism. (smashes a brick over its head)

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spent the entire morning bus ride daydreaming about what i would do if i went back in time and now that ive been shaken awake into the real world im like damn dude you live like this

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selfies, ec 

some high quality selfies without glasses from today 💌

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