Part: I work fine on the bench after you cleaned me and tested me! Put me back in the vehicle!

Part: Haha you thought I was fixed fuck you I will never be fixed all your efforts are all in vain and ACKkgk *part is cut out violently and replaced outright*

T.W. boosted
T.W. boosted

[POLL, multiple options] It’s March!

The Event 

Brain scrape was negative as expected. Still got to deal with the boogers and cough though.

The Event 

Statistically extremely unlikely given my location and daily activities but better safe than a vector.

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The Event 

Mild fever ✅
Sore throat ✅
Runny nose ✅
Slightly weird taste responses ✅

Righto off for a brain scrape.

I'm so happy cause today I found my friends they're in my head.

Urrrgh. Kind of loaded and have run down to the Bundy. This garbage tastes like soap.

Hello you beautiful bunch of wonderful people!

Alcohol 

Beer and ladders is a winning combination.

T.W. boosted

Like three people all DM'd me the same black footed ferret story on the hellsite and I felt very cared about lol.

Alcohol 

Very sort of antiseptic kind of flavour lurking in there. The marketing blurb does say ginger and honey and lemon (hence the Penicillin, like the cocktail not the medicine) so the weirdly medicinal thing might be that

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Alcohol 

This is the weirdest beer I have had in a very very long time.

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Alcohol 

*punches imaginary punch card* quittin time

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