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Also I have never had an appliance this quiet. It is unnerving. I won't believe it's working until the dishes come out clean.

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New dishwasher installed. Guess that's knock off time.

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What’s my perfect video game? Something like My Summer Car, but you manage a Russian narrow gauge logging railway in the Ural foothills. Comfy vibes like you get after downing half a bottle of vodka by break time for your driving shift

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80 hours and counting on results.

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Me on the phone to vet: Hi I'd like to bring the kitten in for chip and vax and a look over because he has the
*kitten squirting liquid hellshit under my desk while I talk* he has.. cough.. the runs still.. *wheeze*

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My life's greatest achievement: Get spectrum painted xssfox in a news article.

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The existence of the Messier Catalogue of nebulae implies the existence of the Tidier Catalogue of nebulae.

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If it's the right thing to do why does it consistently punish myself and those I love.

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It instantly made itself at home. It's clearly a pet, but it's too young to have been chipped or desexed. Toilet trained. Very hungry as you would be being stuck outside in sub zero temps for a couple of days.

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Partner heard meowing Friday night while I was away and couldn't figure out where it was coming from. Sounded like a recording coming through a small speaker somewhere! Anyway I realised it was coming from outside and opened the back door curtain and flicked the light on and a tiny black void was looking back at me.

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Geldingadalur seemed to be taking a break but back to its normal behaviour now. Only really one camera with a view of anything other than fog though.

forgot the term "contour lines" and thats why my search history now has "map liney things" in it

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