Psh. Look at all you with friends and stuff!

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(they did the smash)
they did the keyboard smash
(they did the smash)
it was a graveyaksajfd;lj;lkjga;lkjdkjfl;jlkdjf

Covid 

Suspect it's not, but those symptoms are for everything.

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Covid 

Partner' being tested. Fun times.

Mood 

So this Friday is going to have the complete collapse of brain chemicals it seems. So it's meh with cold toes. The worst kind.

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junes BOTW themed patreon wallpaper is up now! to see the whole thing and download a high res version ya gotta sign up, theres a bunch of other good stuff on my there that i don't post anywhere else too! patreon.com/timecowboy

I should probably have worn a mask for shovelling the fungus threaded mulch.

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If I end up with some terrible pneumonia in the next week or two suspect spores and not covid k thx

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Tried to make this my banner but it is NOT the right shape so I'll just share with you all now <3

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Gonna buy some cruise missiles and maintain that it’s unrealistic to maintain a standard of living welfare benefit

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Sometimes character/clothing design is hard and sometimes it just comes to you like that

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When videogames are all brown and desaturated for grimdark “realism” it should be called “cisheterochromia”

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Hyperlink’s Kitchen Tips

QUICK TIP: Know the difference between a red and green bell pepper? A red bell pepper will hone in when tossed at your enemies, whereas a green bell pepper will just bounce off the walls

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Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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Two screen caps from the SMH illustrate the principle that there’s no such thing as a labour shortage, only employers who won’t pay a market-clearing wage

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Listen

We’ve all had a hard year so far.

I realize it’s not even July yet.

But to make everyone’s lives just slightly more livable.

July 1 should start Pumpkin Spice season.

It will still last thru Christmas at minimum.

Food 

No you're having cubano's for dinner.

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Big ol bowl of hot for lunch. Ow too hot.

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