looking at lingerie and fetish clothing sites and wow there are a lot of sexy minion outfits available

the web was a mistake

Also if you wear a sexy cop outfit not sorry but it counts, ur a cop

I was always a bit 'huhh??' about the mermaid stuff as a sex thing but then del toro showed that actually a lot of people want to fuck a fish and now it makes a lot more sense

I'm meant to be looking for something for my birthday/anniversary and instead I'm looking at sexy fish costumes and pyjamas. Not saying I'm easily distracted or anything, but...

I rly want these pyjamas tho, damn (eye contact)

Coming around to the idea maybe not all clowns are bad (eye contact)