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One of the worst crimes of social media, among many, is how algorithmic content presentation assumes people have no interest in individuals, only topics. It's so inhuman! What fuckup went 'ah yes, this person follows people who post trees, they must only be interested in trees, not the person. Trees, coming up!'

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if it's not from Thermité, it's actually just a sparkling pyrotechnic composition

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I'm homeless with 0 income.

The next payment for my storage (32€ every 4 weeks), which holds the last few valuables that still haven't been taken from me, will bounce and I might lose the last bit of what I have.

Everything I make, I release for free as a matter of principle, so if you have spare cash it'd be really nice if you could help out.

I can receive money via bank transfer (DM for IBAN) or get recurring donations via patreon:

patreon.com/phryk

(boosts welcome)

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What? Has someone done the name before? Hang on I better to a quick google.

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Decided that none of the timelapse programs were quite what I needed. So I decided to make my own, targeting the professional timelapse maker. Ladies and Gentlemen may I present "Prolapse v1.0"

I've been doing a heck of a lot of flower picture taking and have absolutely run into the limits of my (admittedly very good for a phone camera) P20 Pro.

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Warm night and the magnolia figo is in full bloom and it's wafting in through the open windows and hmmm its so pleasant.

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Went walking today at ~400m above my altitude and oh fudge I was way too far away from sea level.

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Smells like the last cold and slightly sticky jam donut in the box. Pours a deep brown, pretty clear until you dump the sediment in. Rich and creamy and pastry and jam and milk and custard cinnamon flavours and somewhere a beer calls in the distance. Oh my god. Oh my god.

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These are fucking dangerously drinkable. Lucky I've only got one.

uspol 

Ah the doomsday planes were launched, well that is proof enough that he has it.

Fucking shame really that he'll get access to the very best medical science known to humankind. The sort of treatment pretty much every one of the people he's killed didn't get.

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