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'Food' 

Had a Yumbo. Look I mean there's nothing about it that is bad other than the concept.

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You no longer have to imagine how a dog would look if it could clasp its fingers together. #dogs

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Alcohol, kinda 

Bridge Road Brewing Free Time for the first can this evening. I think it is their first shot at an alcohol free beer. Sadly it seems to be beer free as well.

I need these lengths of gutter fixed, they drip behind and down the fasciOK WE'LL QUOTE FOR TOTAL ROOF REPLACEMENT

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Fucking hell how hard is it to quote for THE THING I FUCKING ASKED FOR A QUOTE FOR

Medical/Health 

Nothing overly concerning but you know, ticker is known to be reasonably important.

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Medical/Health 

Ahh aging is something I am now actively doing. ECG today, stress ECG tomorrow!

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Controversial opinion but I reckon Sydney has the ugliest metro trains in the world.

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Hello. Happy Thursday. (For those of you not yet experiencing Thursday please apply these well wishes to your next available Thursday)

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Train train train train train train train train

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