Show newer
T.W. boosted

*shoes off after way too much walking today* Ahhhhhh.

*ferret starts licking feet* NYAAARRRGH!

Especially because it's supposed to piss down this weekend.

Show thread

I have totally had too much sun today but it was nice.

It's still a good idea, it's just not getting much of the other things that need doing done.

Show thread

"I'll just wander around town until my car is finished its service, have some food, sit in a park. It will be fine." sounded like a good idea four hours ago.

Asshole brain radio has provided with this gem for some reason this morning youtube.com/watch?v=KiLw45oAuD

I admit to checking every so often if Tom Lehrer is still alive and for once he's given some indication in the affirmative.

T.W. boosted
T.W. boosted

‘Scope creep’

‘What’s that?’

[grabs loaded shotgun]

‘Scope creep’

Auspol 

Yes this is a corrected toot based upon a hellsite post. It was indeed a clock tower.

Show thread

Auspol 

Bit over a week until I get to see and hold a very loved one for the first time since June 7th so if anything which shouldn't be going ahead, and I can think of one thing in particular, prevents that I am absolutely going to climb a clock-tower so to speak.

Auspol 

Lol of course the dumb cunts are allowing the races.

"Aw baby let's get you to the vet tomorrow. Here try an egg." *egg fuckin vanishes* "Wait. Are you just, not eating?" *gives cat food and watches it be inhaled* "You picky sob."

Show thread

Fur baby had been rapidly losing weight and becoming agitated and depressed. Was worried something had gone terribly wrong but no, fucker decided he just didn't like the food he's been eating for months anymore and was starving himself to death. Changed the food and he nearly ate the bowl with it.

T.W. boosted

*fist pump* Fucking yes. Yes yes. Sorry no context here but something just turned out amazing for a loved one!

Ack. Big hill and I clearly had too much breakfast. Feel like lead.

Show older
Mastodon

Server run by the main developers of the project 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!