lmao holy shit the chick from the good place just found out about the iraq war

Blood money is fine with us, says GitLab: Vetting non-evil customers is ‘time consuming, potentially distracting’


Via @danslerush

i think eugen should add a feature where you can "boost" other people's content onto your follower's timelines #mastodev

•*~ Brian ~*•
34 years old
@linux 💕💏
software developer
aries ♈
heterosexual 🎊
💥 if your profile picture has a woman in it i will attempt to dm you 💥
provo, utah
🐕⚠️ I've never seen a dog in real life⚠️🐕
please don't send this profile to my wife
socially conservative fiscally pescatarian

🌟 suffering from HPV 🌟
🏠 my address is 1428 elm street and i work from home thursdays and fridays so come on over 🏘️
18+ (i boost a lot of pornography)
straight people are valid 💝

planning to assassinate the current prime minister of australia, malcolm turnbull, with a sharpened paper aeroplane - watch this space...

barred from mutually loving relationships by my passion for

wonder how much further reality can disintegrate before we all die. i wanna see a jessica mauboy cover of "time to deliver a pizza ball". v surprising ppl aren't fucking on the street already

imagine sending an E-Mail **over the Web**.

in the future we will all be playing Video Games

when you're at a job interview and they ask you what your best qualities are

whats better?

“Nice climate change sign!”

“What’s climate change?” she says, pulling an AK-47 out from under her coat

@steviemcfly the left used their reverse guillotine on me to give me extra neck

i'm floating unmoored in deep space yelling into my big globe glass spacesuit helmet about how it doesn't bother me actually

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